you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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