Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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