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She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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