we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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