Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
