I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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