butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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