You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Hippo gnu deer
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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