Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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