no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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