For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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