You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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