I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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