Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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