Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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