i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
We need to get me chipped asap
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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