just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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