I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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