It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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