ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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