i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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