How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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