I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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