Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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