Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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