Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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