we should wear snuggies to the strip club
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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