it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
