My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
id be glad to
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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