i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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