white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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