Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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