i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
