Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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