So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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