have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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