Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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