yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Semen is not good for contacts.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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