You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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