So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
COCAINE IS GR8
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