did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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