I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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