I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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