just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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