Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Help. Why am I so naked?
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