Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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