just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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