I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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