he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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