Sponge bath it is.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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