My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
It's just like the Real World with babies
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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