My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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