Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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