Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
