That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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